Men’s Review of the Film ‘Honey’

90 minutes worth of seductive Jessica Alba parading virtually wearing nonhing more than just knickers and bra, one mogul think they were in for an enjoyable ride. My dear friend, how very wrong you be As we watch Honey progress from club dancer to medicament video choreographer we cant help but snigger at the dreadfully seedy script, and tedious clichi??s that partner this film. An example which would fittingly highlight this intimate would be the incident where the line flush, how you gonna play me like that? is talk.Now on first hearing this, if you ar fortunate nice to film not endured this amateur movie you may primarily believe it is exclaimed by a young, daunting, grim New York thug. Even with much(prenominal) a description, its likely you volition still cringe. However, please prepare yourself for what is writ tenner beneath, I have no guarantee that you will survive reading this next section with aside a frightening, unhealthy bout of laughter erupting from yo u.The line is not spoken by a young man, as opposed to this, he is somebody we would sort of consider most definitely over middle aged, nor is he intimidating either, the big time video director, Michael Ellis,(David Moscow) has middle length curly hair, is that not enough said? And in addition to this, the culprit is far from black his skin instead is more of a milky colour, enriched with the misfortune of freckles and blemishes. I think a recap is most definitely necessaryBitch how you gonna play me like that? I can confirm, is spoken by a middle aged, approachable white man Based on this point alone, I think I have given you more than enough evidence to suggest that five pounds of your hard earned money should not be spent on such garbage Moving swiftly on, with a predictable storyline thats been covered far as well many a(prenominal) times already, please do not give yourself credit if you are on of the majority who correctly guesses the ending to this film. After just ten m inutes had you not already guessed Honey would end up with the too frank to be true barber (Mekhi Phifer)?Did you not already spang that somehow, someway Honey Daniels would transform the lives of hundreds of children and did you not instantly figure out that another ten minutes of such dreadful drizzle would have you in a deep sleep, never wanting to awake? Yes, she mightiness have an attractive face, and yes a somewhat mind-boggling figure, but it seems that truncheon Woodruff (director) only selected Alba based on these two unessential facts. With nervus facialis expressions to rival a manikins, and body language consisting of only gyrating and walking, it seems Alba has as good acting skills as one of the spice girls, and in my opinion, far worse dance moves.Now, if youre a nai??ve thirteen year old girl, I can, on some level, understand how you may find this film bearable. However, the way in which the film has been produced means the target audience is extremely narrow, m eaning anybody older, with more intelligence and depth would undoubtedly react in a like way to me, that being a long undisputable chain of snores. Finally, to reason out I shall finish by saying, if you were contemplating going to see Honey this weekend . . . DONTThe critical thing to remember here is that you only live once, so not only is it a waste of five pounds but additionally a waste of an hour and a half of your life. To put yourself through such torture will only be a decision you later regret. Take my advice and leave this movie for those teenage girls who simply aspire to be Honey Daniels, and think they understand the cringe worthy language spoken throughout. So remember, if youre flavours hot, Im hoping that means your taste is too, I repeat, do not go and see this film